Thursday, February 18, 2016

Mixed Wrestling

One day searching for interracial porn (read: everyday) I typed in "mixed" and this shit came up:


Just choking him with those uber toned, sweaty legs. Some strong hoe grappling with a soft, passive, William H. Macy before "Shameless" bitch ass nigga pretending to fight back. "What the fuck is th...," and before I could finish the thought, I was jerking off.

Years later I pinned down (hehe) what it was about that scene that made me jerk to it immediately. 

Why I Jerked to This Shit

1. Lack Of Control: Consider this my male rape fantasy. I had a dream when I was seven that placed the concept in my head about a woman dominating me. Every once in a while I want some adorable hoe to look at me with disgust and tell me to shut the fuck up. I mean, only if I can choke her afterwards and have her call me a nigger but you get the idea. Aggression is sexy. A lack of control under that aggression can also be sexy. There is a freedom in handing your entire sexual experience over to someone who will give you the best time and have you not worry about it. This is not exactly that experience but similar. When a woman can physically control a man and he has naught to do but trust and embrace the experience, a good time could be had by all.




2. Playfulness: Nala didn't bang Simba the first time she wrestled that nigga while trying to eat his two gay uncles, they banged while playfully rolling down a hill much later. While there can still be an element of arousal from actually fighting someone you are attracted to, it is infinitesimal compared to that same scenario in play. Each scene is a controlled environment built on trust and a small element of danger. The dude being a weaker, hapless male struggling at half strength, with a woman trained in leg locks, chokes and other submissions attacking at half speed is predominately the case in these films. The playfulness allows room for sexuality and my dick to grow.


3. They're Still Feminine: Pornhub search "mixed wrestling" and you will mostly find WWE Chyna lookin hoes on top of some Dwight from "The Office" lookin motherfuckers getting submitted with ease. No. These are not the ones I wax my wood to. No, no, no. The clips that get my clicks feature slightly muscular, slightly toned women who wouldn't have my friends question my sexuality if I brought them to dinner. Take that away, add thirty lbs of muscle and these clips are just...




4. They're Still Clothed: I think I mentioned before about subtlety in sex. Imagination or mental work has its place in the growth of arousal not unlike dangling a carrot in front of a horse creates motivation to move. You give that lazy Mr. Ed, stick of glue a carrot off top and you've got a listless beast. These scenes are sexy simply BECAUSE the two involved are not having sex. The crescendo of physical intimacy and aggression only builds the tension that makes dick tents out my Levi's whenever I see them. The desire to rip that fucking sweatband of a bra from that D1 women's wrestling coach only increases the longer it stays on. Dangle that carrot, you dirty bitch.


While I find pleasure in watching these clips and beating my dick to them, I don't enjoy the lack of control in my actual sex life. But hey, this fucking blog is called "Things I've Jerked Off To" not "Reasons Why She Won't Call Me Back".