*SPOILER ALERT*
If you haven't played "The Last of Us" on either Playstation 3 or 4, you're doing yourself a great disservice. Also you should probably stop reading this post as it contains spoilers to the main plot. Here's another spoiler. I jerked off to it.
In the expansion game this scene occurs. While I wanted to jerk to it, I was up beating it and NOT my dick because I was drunk and #GameLivesMatter. However I wanted to then and there, I did later and here's why.
Why I Jerked to This
1. It's Brilliantly Written: The entire game is well written. The relationship between Ellie and Joel grew organically and these two are no different. I'm no a sapiosexual or whateverthefuck but the build up to this moment defined the expansion. The kiss, being the natural progression of the moment, topped the scene off fantastically.
2. *SPOILER ALERT* Youth is Sexy: Sue me. JK. Don't. You can't prove it was me. As you'll find out, a lot of my posts are about this subject. I'll keep this bullet point just a bullet... for now.
3. It's Two Girls. Nuff said. And most importantly...
4. Realism: I've been jerking off so long I've had to switch hands. In that I've found what truly matters in sex and it's Passion. Porn is terribly staged and makes my dick soft. You can't manufacture passion. Trust me. Two folks on an iPhone 4s 2MP front facing camera face fucking each others brains out, unaware and unconcerned with anything but their momentary carnal pleasures being fulfilled and the exploration of that and ONLY that... That is the essence of sex. While no sex occurs in this scene the realism of the moment was displayed brilliantly.
What will occur in these next few months will be disturbing, dark, real and gritty. To quote the illuminating gospel of Jay-Z, "This life ain't for everybody!"
Enjoy.
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